I’ve picked up a bad habit at work.
In a previous life I was a juggler. I was never confident enough to be a particularly good one, although I did a couple of shows with someone else which involved passing juggling clubs to each other. Juggling is a bit like riding a bicycle: once you’ve got the knack you don’t forget it and you often find yourself juggling anything that comes to hand without thinking.
Kitchen knives, for example are weighted about right. And so are Park Tool pedal spanners.*
I’ve developed an unconscious habit of taking the pedal spanner out of the drawer, tossing it in a circle like a juggling club, applying it to the bike, chucking it in a circle again, and putting it back into the drawer.
Apparently this is worrying the customers.
*Known as ‘wrenches’ in certain juristictions. This is not an endorsment: other pedal spanners are available and probably fly as well. Experiment at own risk.

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July 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm
John Romeo Alpha
Just reassure the customers that safety regulations prevent you from getting on the unicycle while juggling in the shop.
July 20, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Accidental hermit
This is great, sort of like Tom Cruise in “Cocktail”. You should pursue this style.
July 21, 2011 at 10:10 am
Accidental hermit
Hey, look at this. This is clearly brand infringement. You should sue!
July 21, 2011 at 11:04 am
Andy in Germany
@accidental Hermit: Hadn’t thought of it that way.
Thanks for the NYT link, although I figure imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…
July 21, 2011 at 10:52 am
Andy in Germany
@John Romeo Alpha: Actually, we sell unicycles… now there’s an idea…
Thanks for the comment…
July 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Randall
You need one of those insurance regulation signs that state “no customers allowed near our tool juggling technicians”
July 25, 2011 at 7:45 am
Andy in Germany
Hehe. I like that: perhaps “Please do not talk to the mechanicc, it distracts them from their juggling”
July 24, 2011 at 12:05 am
Magicroundabout
Juggling’s come up a few times lately (yes, I’m sure it will go back down again, and up again, and…), I used to juggle a lot and it finds its way into things that I do too. Now I’m working from home again I might take it up once more – it’s a great way to re-focus the mind and get a bit of upper-body exercise!
July 25, 2011 at 7:37 am
Andy in Germany
I thought there’d be a few other closet jugglers out there…
I think Ill take my thuds odd to Japan and get some practice. That could be worth a couple of entries.